ooc. appointment post for luceti.

[repudiate]

A post for small ic things that don't need a post for itself.

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[magentarific]

I thought I was sneaking into someone's room who I do know. What House is this?

[ She needed to know how far off she was. There was still potential to salvage this night! Yuri sat up and went over to the window to peak at her starfish to make sure it was still there, then turned back to Ange as she sat on the window sill. ]

And who are you? You're not the redhead I'm looking for.

[repudiate]

At least you're admitting your crimes. Even if that might not be the most intelligent thing to do. [ not that Ange cares, though.. ]

This is 21, though. And my name would be Ange, Ange Ushiromiya. Even if I'm not supposed to hand out my name to suspicious strangers, isn't that what parents always tell their kids?

[magentarific]

I'm not committing any crimes, so I'm not admitting to any of them.

[ Ange, huh? Battler's little sister. At least she knew who she was, even if she looked a lot less grumpy and younger in that picture Kyrie put up. Then again, she probably should've known she wouldn't look the same simce Battler's hair didn't look like a bird ran into the back of his head anymore. ]

Don't worry, I know your mom and your brother. I was trying to sneak into Battler's room, one house over. [ And then she realizes how that sounds and backs the fuck up verbally. ] Not for anything gross! --Well yes for something gross, but not that kind of gross, I was--

[ And she turns to the window to grab her starfish to show, but.. Her hands fly to the sides of her head and she whisper-yells.. ] It's gone!

[repudiate]

[ Here's Ange sitting on her bed, just.. staring.. with the most unimpressed expression ever known to mankind, pretty much. ]

So what kind of 'gross' exactly are we talking about here? Since I'm practically the older sister by now [ only to tease Battler, she doesn't exactly think of it that way.. ] I should at least know of any kind of relationships in that sense he has.

[magentarific]

Relation-- no! I am not in a relationship with him! I'm his leader and am in the kind of situation where I attempt to sneak giant slimy starfish into his room in the dead of night but it went missing!

[repudiate]

It conveniently went missing, huh.

[ this is the face of someone who doesn't believe a story.. ]

[magentarific]

The bucket's still there, that counts as evidence!

[ A spilled bucket.. that totally counts as evidence right!? Definitely not as a passer-by littering or anything. ]

[repudiate]

And how will an empty bucket ever show that there was something in it to begin with? This could all just be a convenient lie, right?

[magentarific]

Second defense! [ She points. If the starfish doesn't work, she'll find something else! ] No reasonable woman would sneak into your brother's room after his birthday declaration!

[repudiate]

That's a better defense. [ she'll admit that much, his broadcast was horrible.. ]

But even so.. it's not been proven that you're a 'reasonable woman' yet, so it doesn't hold.

[magentarific]

[ Even her real reason for going there was unreasonable, tbh.. Oh! ]

If I were sleeping with your brother I wouldn't have had to lie to Robo-kyun and tell him I was with Sokka to reject his marriage proposal.

[ That so helps right ]

[repudiate]

[ .. clearly.. it helps.. except it does nothing but make the whole thing even more strange, and Ange isn't even sure what to make of it anymore at this point. ]

So you're claiming to have a harem.. is that what you're saying?

[magentarific]

What? No, ew. Anyway, back to the point, your brother doesn't like me like that and would be far too insecure if I ever said I did, which I don't. I offered to show him my chest when he asked on his birthday and he freaked out saying he didn't trust me.

[repudiate]

And I seriously need to believe this entire ridiculous story from a girl who came into my room at night and more importantly just got right on top of me in bed?

[magentarific]

Tripped on top of you, after which you climbed on top of me when you could've just pushed me off. Pervert.

[repudiate]

How was I supposed to know? You might have had a knife or another kind of weapon, I merely wasn't taking any chances.

[ a sigh. ] Besides, I already have a boyfriend a few rooms over.

[magentarific]

I don't have or want one, so problem solved there, neither of us are suddenly going to jump each others' bones.

[repudiate]

Lucky us. I doubt our status as lesbians or not is our biggest concern right now though.

[magentarific]

I don't really have any other concerns at this exact moment, considering I didn't do anything wrong. [ There's a pregnant pause before she adds. ] Except a creepy starfish roaming around town.

[repudiate]

I don't think a loose starfish will manage to make any victims. [ as in starfish don't generally eat people.. ]

Randomly entering houses for dubious reasons often does make victims though, especially compared to that.

[magentarific]

You didn't see that starfish. I fully believe in its ability to give the weak-hearted a heart attack.

[ Yuri tilts her head. ]

Well it wasn't random, really, I was aiming for your brother. So even if I have the wrong house, you're still related so it's definitely not random so I'm going to have to ask you to help me get back at him for his birthday wishes on behalf of all of the women in Luceti!

[ She's smiling now. This is obviously the best plan ever to make up for getting the wrong house. ]

[repudiate]

You're asking me to prank my own brother.

[ A deadpan stare.. but you know, Ange actually doesn't mind as much, since he was being a dumbass (like usual). ]

.. Well, I guess I can let you go this once. But if it turns out your goal was actually something different entirely, we'll need to have another talk later on.

[magentarific]

Of course, who better to do it than a sibling?

[ She puts a hand up. ]

Definitely won't be necessary since it really, really wasn't anything besides pranking. What you're thinking is not happening in any universe.

[repudiate]

[ except a few games over, right.. ]

I'll accept your explanation for now, don't worry. I have to say that Battler onii-chan and I aren't quite conventional siblings of any sort though, so we're not really the pranking kind. .. Well, that counts for me more than for him, but even so it still holds.

[magentarific]

[ not in any universe except for the ones that it happens in ]

What kind of siblings are you then?