ooc. appointment post for luceti.

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A post for small ic things that don't need a post for itself.

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[magentarific]

The bucket's still there, that counts as evidence!

[ A spilled bucket.. that totally counts as evidence right!? Definitely not as a passer-by littering or anything. ]

[repudiate]

And how will an empty bucket ever show that there was something in it to begin with? This could all just be a convenient lie, right?

[magentarific]

Second defense! [ She points. If the starfish doesn't work, she'll find something else! ] No reasonable woman would sneak into your brother's room after his birthday declaration!

[repudiate]

That's a better defense. [ she'll admit that much, his broadcast was horrible.. ]

But even so.. it's not been proven that you're a 'reasonable woman' yet, so it doesn't hold.

[magentarific]

[ Even her real reason for going there was unreasonable, tbh.. Oh! ]

If I were sleeping with your brother I wouldn't have had to lie to Robo-kyun and tell him I was with Sokka to reject his marriage proposal.

[ That so helps right ]

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[ .. clearly.. it helps.. except it does nothing but make the whole thing even more strange, and Ange isn't even sure what to make of it anymore at this point. ]

So you're claiming to have a harem.. is that what you're saying?

[magentarific]

What? No, ew. Anyway, back to the point, your brother doesn't like me like that and would be far too insecure if I ever said I did, which I don't. I offered to show him my chest when he asked on his birthday and he freaked out saying he didn't trust me.

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And I seriously need to believe this entire ridiculous story from a girl who came into my room at night and more importantly just got right on top of me in bed?

[magentarific]

Tripped on top of you, after which you climbed on top of me when you could've just pushed me off. Pervert.

[repudiate]

How was I supposed to know? You might have had a knife or another kind of weapon, I merely wasn't taking any chances.

[ a sigh. ] Besides, I already have a boyfriend a few rooms over.

[magentarific]

I don't have or want one, so problem solved there, neither of us are suddenly going to jump each others' bones.

[repudiate]

Lucky us. I doubt our status as lesbians or not is our biggest concern right now though.

[magentarific]

I don't really have any other concerns at this exact moment, considering I didn't do anything wrong. [ There's a pregnant pause before she adds. ] Except a creepy starfish roaming around town.

[repudiate]

I don't think a loose starfish will manage to make any victims. [ as in starfish don't generally eat people.. ]

Randomly entering houses for dubious reasons often does make victims though, especially compared to that.

[magentarific]

You didn't see that starfish. I fully believe in its ability to give the weak-hearted a heart attack.

[ Yuri tilts her head. ]

Well it wasn't random, really, I was aiming for your brother. So even if I have the wrong house, you're still related so it's definitely not random so I'm going to have to ask you to help me get back at him for his birthday wishes on behalf of all of the women in Luceti!

[ She's smiling now. This is obviously the best plan ever to make up for getting the wrong house. ]

[repudiate]

You're asking me to prank my own brother.

[ A deadpan stare.. but you know, Ange actually doesn't mind as much, since he was being a dumbass (like usual). ]

.. Well, I guess I can let you go this once. But if it turns out your goal was actually something different entirely, we'll need to have another talk later on.

[magentarific]

Of course, who better to do it than a sibling?

[ She puts a hand up. ]

Definitely won't be necessary since it really, really wasn't anything besides pranking. What you're thinking is not happening in any universe.

[repudiate]

[ except a few games over, right.. ]

I'll accept your explanation for now, don't worry. I have to say that Battler onii-chan and I aren't quite conventional siblings of any sort though, so we're not really the pranking kind. .. Well, that counts for me more than for him, but even so it still holds.

[magentarific]

[ not in any universe except for the ones that it happens in ]

What kind of siblings are you then?

[repudiate]

He still sees me as a six year old, if that gives any indication.

[magentarific]

[ Yuri thinks for a second. ]

That'd explain why he freaked so much when he found out you had a boyfriend.

[ She remembers yep ]

[repudiate]

[ good to hear that everyone remember's battler's great moment back there, yup.. ]

.. Yes, that's pretty much the reason for that. Even if it was an overreaction in general.. [ but that's just the way battler is, huh. ] He even almost punched Keiichi over it.

But after that last broadcast, you surely realise he's an idiot as well.

[magentarific]

I knew he was an idiot from day one.

[ It's possibly why she likes him, okok ]

[repudiate]

Then you're a reasonable person. Since anyone with some vague common sense would realise he's an idiot.

[magentarific]

Of course! The question is, are you? I can't quite figure out Kyrie yet so if there's some kind of genetic thing going on, then it'll make things easier.

[ Let's slowly steer the conversation away from Battler, okay Ange.. ]